what's wrong with young people today?

Courtesy of Adult Swim:

• Who cares?
  

• They need at least three energy drinks before they can be bothered to do anything.
  

• They think the world is gay and none of it's their fault.
  

• They're all pretentious pricks.
  

• Microwaves.
  

• They need instant gratification.
  

• They prefer an easy day's reward to a hard day's work.
  

• None of them have done anything worth a damn.
  

• Being happy is expensive, because they're all consumer whores.