what's wrong with old people today?

Courtesy of Adult Swim:

• Golf. It's the only sport they have left.
  

• All of them think they single-handedly ended segregation and/or beat the Nazis.
  

• Now they can't even work a remote, because they're technologically retarded.
  

• Life is way too fast.
  

• Everything was better back in the days that they're always complaining about.
  

• Everyone's already heard everything they have to say.
  

• Their best times happened when they were younger and they've already started to forget them.
  

• No one appreciates how great their racist ass generation was.