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The AZN Wolverine: April 2007

Saturday, April 28, 2007

draft day

today and tomorrow is the nfl draft, the most exciting day of the season of a detroit lions fan. as of 8:50 pm it's the second round still, with the lions taking calvin johnson in the first round, the fourth time in five years the lions have taken a receiver as a first round pick (charles rogers, roy williams, mike williams, cj). in the second round we took of all players drew stanton from state (obviously just to keep him in MI) even though trent edwards was our projected qb pick. although stanton did well with his wonderlic scores, i want to see if he's receptive enough (as the wonderlic is supposed to determine) to learn an NFL playcalling system after leaving state's simplistic ass shotgun rollout system.

in any case, here's a mock lions draft board, courtesy of mike sanders' profile:

2007 Detroit Lions Official Draft Board
(as of 4/16)

1. Greg Oden
2. Brent Petway
3. Brady Quinn
4. Dan Marino
5. Joe Thomas
6. A 3-way trade putting us down at #20 with a great opportunity to snag Tedd Ginn Jr.
7. Agim Shabaj
8. Gaines Adams
9. Calvin Johnson (cant draft a wr too high anymore) - CORRECT
10. Mike Hart
11. Fred Rouse
12. Tim Allen
13. Flipper the Dolphin
14. Jamarcus Russell
15. Adrian Peterson
16. Run out of time
17. Paul Tagliabue
18. Greg Anderson (Bonds' trainer)
19. Keeanu Reeves
20. Drew Stanton - CORRECT

Friday, April 27, 2007

why i'm off facebook

"Facebook Informercial Parody"



"just...can you please make it stop? please? he's really creepy."

Monday, April 16, 2007

[Verse 1]
About they never talked about the guns or the drugs
Til I saw the guns and the drugs
There's tons in the hood
I'll admit, I never sold a sack in my life
Watchin' Scarface thinkin' that was a life
Slingin' dope or coke, respect, money and power
But what happen when things start to go sour
Everybody wanna see more cash
But ego's clashin', that's when egos crash
See the two of them started when they was in dimes
Graduated, now they movin' bricks at a time
Down to do whatever even wet up cops
Tryin' to build an empire so they set up shop
They got themselves a connect ready to tie it down
A buster went from Philly straight to China town
Now there is dough poorin' heads thinkin' it's the same
All of a sudden there is weak link in the chain
He's a 6"2, brawler cat -- nickname Bolo
Caught beef with his man so he had to go dolo
But that was a no no
You know the code of the streets; everybody gotta eat
And that's how shit in the hood be
Ain't sayin' it's a true story, but it could be
For the next three months Bolo is nowhere to be found
They say 'cause of the beef that's why he left town
And everybody knows why they don't get along
He's a greedy bastard - stole half a meal from Fom
Fom is the quiet type, silent and deadly
You play with his money now he's violent and ready
They was partners - betrayed by his own man
So he really gotta take actions into his own hands
Father forgive me for the sins I commit
But when I see they're forgiven, that's it

- Jin, The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

NEED FOR SPEED

the only way i'd ever do this on a crotch rocket is if i'd have god mode turned on

Monday, April 09, 2007

top gun recut

Sunday, April 08, 2007

happy easter



happy Jesus Resurrection Day

i didn't go to church today, nor did i have any initial plans or desires to. (why is it that people think they can go to church just for christmas masses and easter sundays and all of a sudden think the divine scales are tipped in their favor?) i didn't go to church on ash wednesday or good friday, didn't give anything up for lent, and i damn sure eat meat on fridays. there is, however, one thing i will do in easter tradition.

i want a chocolate bunny and some PEEPS. and i still have some mj left from hash bash too so i'm gonna eat 50 chocolate bunnies and a thousand peeps.


a PEEP ORGY!



Friday, April 06, 2007

"yeah, you don't use the key to lock the door on the inside"
- zeke
prof curzan: "you can find anything on youtube nowadays"
brent: "except porn"

true freedom

i'm eating a junior bacon cheeseburger for breakfast. i might have some chocolate chip cookies too. i could have a bowl of wheaties, but why? why would i eat such shit food in the morning? because i can. this is america, and i can choose to clog my arteries if i fucking feel like it. a junior bacon cheeseburger sounds bad, but it's just as bad as eating an egg mcmuffin with cheese and cookies are just as bad as fast food hash browns. for fuck's sake, the first ingredient in fast food ketchup is high fructose corn syrup, so you know that pretty much everything on the menu (except for these new "alternative"- aka pussy - items) are heart stoppers.

(just as a side note, if you have to eat bad food, it's actually better to have it in the morning because you have the entire day to work it off)

as colin farrell said in SWAT, "you treat your body like a temple and i treat mine like an amusement park. thats the differences that make this country great."


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