youtube madness

let's start off with some action, and a guy getting kicked in the face:


can you imagine swallowing your tongue and having it choke you?????

now, for some childhood memories that always bring back those warm and fuzzy feelings of not having to have any responsibility:


did you know that keno (ernie reyes jr.) is filipino? fuck yeah, because we'll kick your ass


this movie is tripped out on acid, but you know you thought jessica rabbit was the hottest girl alive, animated and otherwise


"gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, i'll tell you all about it when i got the time"


multilanguage remix


the cantonese jackie chan version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctjv-SHYMK0


i need a girl worth fighting for


"Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?"


i'm not gonna lie, i thought ariel was hot when i was six years old

yeah, i'll admit it, i know the words to these songs by heart and have most disney songs on my itunes. but if you think it's gay to have grown up with disney movies you probably were beaten, molested, and fed shit by your parents as a kid.

did i mention that my favorite color is red?