HIBACHI

gilbert loves slappin them balls - lebron's face looks like he's getting raped

if you're a basketball fan of any sort, or at least play pick up ball in the gym you've no doubt heard "hibachi". the word, originally referring to a japanese heating device, is what gilbert arenas now shouts when he shoots. you've heard "money", "water", or even "sauce" (which is what and1's hot sauce explains is the origin of his nickname), but now it's "hibachi". wikipedia explains it like this:

Gilbert Arenas makes "hibachi" a neologism

During the 2006-2007 National Basketball Association season, Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas began to shout the word as he took field goal attempts in games, explaining, "You know, a hibachi grill gets real hot. That's what my shot's like, so I've been calling it that: 'Welcome to the hibachi'." He has also stated that while he is scoring on opponents, he is "cooking chicken and shrimp" in reference to his "Hibachi grill," and that if his opponent wanted to double team him, he would "cook filet mignon" as well. "The Hibachi" has quickly become Arenas' nickname.

There was even a banner made for him "Arenas 'hibachied' Kobe". As Kobe is the place where the world famous Kobe steak orginated. This was referring to the game when Arenas outscored Kobe Bryant 60 to 45.

The term "Hibachi" is now catching on to describe players who are "hot".

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freshmen and black kids at the gym yell this out when they shoot because they think it's fashionable, when in fact it sounds just as good as "fo shizzle my bizzle dizzle fagizzle." the "izzle" revolution was called off by snoop himself as a new york times article quotes:

"is it here to stay? Maybe in hip-hop, but nowhere else if snoop has anything to do with it. though you can still go to asksnoop.com [no longer up] and put any URL through the Shizzolator to have it instantly translated into the rizzle dizzle (real deal). snoop himself has had enough. he recently told ryan j. downey of MTV news: 'the message is L.I.G.: let it go, ok, america? let it go. you can't say 'izzle' no more. tizzle, fizzle, dizzle - none of that. it's over with...let's find something new. maybe pig latin, anything.'"

gilbert probably won't call and end to hibachi, because as stupid as it sounds, he's cocky enough to keep it in circulation. cockiness is gilbert's character, but it's mostly because he can back up his shittalking, kind of like chad johnson (but not like TO). in one recent practice, gilbert bet deshawn stevenson (no doubt a five-figure bet; michael jordan and rip hamilton would have $10k shooting contests regularly after practice) that he could make more shots from the college 3 point line with ONE HAND than stevenson could from the NBA 3 point line - and won:


brendan haywood: "68 shots out of 90, you got ten more shots"
gilbert: "i don't need em. do you think he's gonna make 70 three pointers?"

gilbert is even so cocky that after he realized he lost to JASON KAPONO in the 3-point contest he started taking one handed threes:


the pistons are 2-2 against the wizards this season with no more games to go, and the wiz are as of feb 26 tied in second place with the cavs trailing 4.5 games behind us. we've got a good chance to see them in the playoffs, but as all offensive-minded teams do in the playoffs, they'll sputter and die to a team with superior defense.

watch this movie, it could be the funniest movie i've ever seen:

had a bad day? who's saying hibachi now, dipshit?

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