oh hell no

oh my god. i've turned into a myspace stalker. i've begun to request friend adds of girls i don't know based solely on their hotness. i randomly ran into the absolute most gorgeous girl i've ever seen, on myspace. gah. yeah, they're friends of my cousins, but that doesn't mean there's any degree of acquaintanceship there because for all i know they're just their random friends. what does this mean?

that i think cali and las vegas girls are goregous? well, yeah. of course.

that from now on i'm going to use these girls as my motivation to work out? definitely.

but it still distrubs and perturbs me. these are the types of people i like to humiliate. this is the last type of person i want to become. i have to delete my space before it's too late and i become too corrupted by this fucking cesspool.

myspace is the dark side. reach for the light.

"You must unlearn what you have learned. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will."

"The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight."

- Yoda

fuck myspace (click here)