working the game
Friday night, this l-uh-ovely group of girls drunkenly revealed to me the secret to getting girls with little to no use of the game:
KT, Kayee, Ashley - they gave me the cheat codes to skip to the final boss level and beat the game: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A - this also works in Contra, Gradius, Gradius III, Silent Hill 3, Metal Gear Solid 2, Gradius V, DrumMania, and Dance Dance Revolution
Of course, I was probably more drunk than the three of them combined and practically passed out on the couch, so it all made sense to me at the time. The keys are:
UNO>Smell good, but not like you're going to or just got out of the gym. This is clutch for me because I use Old Spice spray and Right Guard powerstripe, which definitely make me smell sporty, maybe too sporty, and I use Adidas cologne sometimes, which is REAL sporty. Also, don't use cheap cologne. I was told not to use Polo, but Boss is good.
UNO Y MEDIA>USE AXE when smelling good. I don't like Axe in general, I'm more of a Tag guy, but this point was emphasized many times, very loudly. I do use a crapload of Axe body washes (snake peel, reload, reenergize, clix), and I use the clix deoderant too. I was told that the body washes are a plus. Don't hate me because I have good personal hygiene man, I'm not gay.
DOS>Confidence. I feel like I have enough of this, especially when I'm drunk, but its still something I could work on. I know there are times when I should say something but I don't, not even swinging and missing but rather having the shot lined up in my sights and not pulling the trigger. But out of the three keys I think this is what I've got the most of.
DOS Y MEDIA>Be Considerate to the girl you're with. Be nice, offer her a drink, offer to take her coat, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
TRES>Goldschlager. I've only had this once, and it looks like there's little flecks of old, depreciated lead paint inside, but those are probably just little confetti flakes. But it was good when I had it, and I think this may just have to become my drink of choice over sake (partly because sake has less game quality, partly because I learned today that sake can potentially contain a lot of polychlorinated biphenlys - these are not healthy).
With the exception of DOS, these could just be the personal opinions of these girls and probably are, but I'll see if I can't have any success. Expect some (lots of) Goldschlager at the next party.
KT, Kayee, Ashley - they gave me the cheat codes to skip to the final boss level and beat the game: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A - this also works in Contra, Gradius, Gradius III, Silent Hill 3, Metal Gear Solid 2, Gradius V, DrumMania, and Dance Dance Revolution
Of course, I was probably more drunk than the three of them combined and practically passed out on the couch, so it all made sense to me at the time. The keys are:
UNO>Smell good, but not like you're going to or just got out of the gym. This is clutch for me because I use Old Spice spray and Right Guard powerstripe, which definitely make me smell sporty, maybe too sporty, and I use Adidas cologne sometimes, which is REAL sporty. Also, don't use cheap cologne. I was told not to use Polo, but Boss is good.
UNO Y MEDIA>USE AXE when smelling good. I don't like Axe in general, I'm more of a Tag guy, but this point was emphasized many times, very loudly. I do use a crapload of Axe body washes (snake peel, reload, reenergize, clix), and I use the clix deoderant too. I was told that the body washes are a plus. Don't hate me because I have good personal hygiene man, I'm not gay.
DOS>Confidence. I feel like I have enough of this, especially when I'm drunk, but its still something I could work on. I know there are times when I should say something but I don't, not even swinging and missing but rather having the shot lined up in my sights and not pulling the trigger. But out of the three keys I think this is what I've got the most of.
DOS Y MEDIA>Be Considerate to the girl you're with. Be nice, offer her a drink, offer to take her coat, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
TRES>Goldschlager. I've only had this once, and it looks like there's little flecks of old, depreciated lead paint inside, but those are probably just little confetti flakes. But it was good when I had it, and I think this may just have to become my drink of choice over sake (partly because sake has less game quality, partly because I learned today that sake can potentially contain a lot of polychlorinated biphenlys - these are not healthy).
With the exception of DOS, these could just be the personal opinions of these girls and probably are, but I'll see if I can't have any success. Expect some (lots of) Goldschlager at the next party.
posted by KTrain at 3:42 AM
1 Comments:
hey, if you have goldschlager, you've got my vote.
I have to agree with the girls- those are all some very important tips
Here are more:
Being Unassholeish
-Guys who are full of themselves, or are constantly looking in the mirror= bad. They should be thinking about their girl.
Just make 'em laugh
and- be yourself
and be patient, dont act like your going desperado, trying to get into some girls pants....
Actually thats the only think I can think of to add right now.
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