tivo? or tebow?

I just saw a tivo commercial and I'm so tired that everytime the lady said "tivo" I thought she said "Tebow". Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is a medium (but not a big) deal in our apartment, first because Tebow was considering coming to Michigan (but didn't because he is the complete opposite of our style), and also because Zeke is such a big Florida fan.

Did you know that Tim Tebow was born in the Philippines? Yeah, I'm dead serious, his parents were (are still I think) missionaries, and they go back to PI all the time with Tebow. I bet he speaks the language better than I do because I learned absolutely nothing in Filipino at Umich.



It's all that deep fried fatty Filipino food that gives his white ass powers only a colored person could have