party hardy

Shit I remember doing at the party on Friday:

>Taking off my shirt (again, because someone spilled beer on it, again) and playing football in the street even though I couldn't see straight

"You're just looking for an excuse to take your shirt off!" - Razz
"Damn straight."

>Jamming my thumb REAL bad, it's a very good thing my IM teams are sweet (yea Tom Selleck's Moustache pt. III and Brown Squadron) and have bye weeks this week

>Having my fifth of tequila stolen (ironically, it's the fifth time I've had a fifth of alcohol stolen at a party at MY APARTMENT)

>Throwing a football into the graveyard, thanks to Rahul for jumping over the huge pointy fence and risking his nuts for it

>Putting out a cigarette butt on my kitchen wall

>Looking at my elbow, realizing that it was cut and bleeding, and not knowing how it happened

>Whipping out a super soaker and a plastic samurai sword and dealing damage with both pieces of weaponry

>Threatening to fight with some kid I don't even know for a reason I don't remember
(oh wait, I do remember, and I can't believe I wanted to fight about that)

>Knocking over an entire beer pong table, complete with cups and beer

>Punching the wall very hard multiple times after losing in beer pong to Team China/Yao/Communist

>Throwing cups and pong balls all over the room after losing to Team China/Yao/Communist

"Dude. Fucking anger management!" - Zeke

>Wishing certain people would've stayed longer

>Losing my phone multiple times

>Having girls tell me the secret to having game (for a future article, stay tuned)

...and thats just what I remember...

Thanks to everyone who came and I said hi too but didn't get a chance to talk to too extensively because I was pumped full of tequila, sake, vodka, beer, whatever (I ran into Coop today late at Angell and he told me I was competely gone). And thanks to everyone who cleaned up the enormous mess I made, I blame the tequila. It fucked me. Real bad.

We'll let you know when we have another one, stay tuned to the motherfuckin greatest.


Have you ever seen so many brown people in your life outside of Asia? Yeah, it's called our apartment every other weekend. I think I threatened to fight one of these kids, but I frankly don't remember.


Friday night:
Team Philippines/Democracy, Team China/Yao/Communists, Coop


Saturday night: Not as bad as Friday night...actually, yeah it was, I passed out at halftime.

Check out the album on Razz's facebook: OSU weekend/complete stupidity