crunksgiving

Thanksgiving is a time of... thanks. We bow our heads in thanks for all the great things given to us in our lives (I ain't bowing for long) and acknowledge them before we stuff our oral cavities full of delicious, mouthwatering meat, potatoes, gravy, pie, etc. etc. etc. One of the things I'm particularly happy about are the few songs that have come out recently that give a solid testiment towards crunk music being good. Recently, crunk has been nothing but ridin dirty and everyday im hustlin with booty booty booty rockin everywhere so whatchu know about dat cuz meet me in the mall its goin down n i know you see it my chain hang low so come and snap yo fingaz im so icy cuz i cut you up like you aint been cut back then they didnt want me but now im hot they all on me so can a playa just keep in touuuuuuuch? Take those and repeat chorus x10. The summer was an awful smorgasbord clusterfuck of these songs and it became pretty unbearable after awhile, I found myself listening to oldies stations and even COUNTRY stations to get away from these overplayed tunes.

But a few GOOD crunk songs have made it through the cracks and have surfaced above the shitpile. I'm talking about quality along the lines of "Yeah", "Get Low", and "Salt Shaker", all of which were the Spring Break ('04 PCB) Anthems of my senior year in high school. If you're partying on Thanksgiving or anytime in the near future, check these out and make sure they're on your playlist. Some of these songs may not qualify as crunk, such as Lloyd Banks, but for the sake of giving you good downloads (legal...) I'll put em up anyway.

CUHRUNK: (RED = HOT shit)

jay-z - show me what you got (from the bud commercial)
dj khaled feat. paul wall, lil' wayne, rick ross, fat joe & pitbull - holla at me baby
jim jones - we flyin' high (ballin')
^You notice how the hot thing to do for football players is the jump shot? It's because of Jim Jones

birdman feat. lil wayne - stuntin' like my daddy
lloyd banks - hands up
manny fresh - walking to my escalade
daddy yankee feat. lil' jon, pitbull & noreaga - gasolina (dj buddha remix)
twista feat. pitbull - hit the floor
ying yang twins feat. pitbull - shake
pitbull - oye
nelly feat. paul wall - grillz (yeah, it's ok)
fergie - fergalicious (yes...fergalicious)
danity kane - show stopper

NON-CUHRUNK but still download worthy (RED = HOT shit)

aaliyah feat. dmx - come back in one piece
lloyd banks - karma
jamie foxx feat. kanye west and jermaine dupri - one night extravaganza (remix)
zero 7 - in the waiting line
tlc - waterfalls
lupe fiasco feat. matthew santos - american terrorist
justin timberlake feat. ti - my love (i submit, i like this song. you know you do too so stfu)
lupe fiasco feat. jill scott - daydreamin'
lupe fiasco - kick, push
dialated peoples - worse come to worst
aaliyah feat. timbaland - try again
aaliyah feat. dmx and ice cube - try again (remix)
aaliyah - if your girl only knew
aaliyah - one in a million
musiq soulchild - halfcrazy
jon b - they don't know
thelonious monk and john coltrane - epistrophy
the shins - caring is creepy
dangerdoom - sofa king
fiona apple - shadowboxer
organic audio - nurega
the beatnuts feat. dmx, drag-on, big pun - watch out now (prizefighter rmx)
fat jon - funkin

Eat turducken and get crunk at the same time, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ^_^

"A bacon-coated Turducken" - Courtesy Wikipedia
So... turdorkucken? Torkurducken? Turduporken?
YEAH HIGH CHOLESTEROL! YEAH OBESITY EPIDEMIC AMERICA!
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