what is the difference between whites and asians?

Mirasol sent this to me a little while ago:


The funny parts are: 1. It's completely, absolutely, unequivocally true - another explanation for the "Less Chick" law which dictates why white guys always get Asian girls but Asian guys never get white girls, and 2. that me Mirasol and Zeke had just played SC and I had asked three Asian friends if they wanted to get together a big 4v4 PvP game going. One instance:

OneShot315: yo man would you play a 4v4 starcraft game
Chenny85: maybe
OneShot315: ok
OneShot315: just let me know
OneShot315: do you know anyone else who plays the game
Chenny85: hmm
Chenny85: my neighbors do
Chenny85: we should just have a lan party
Chenny85: LOL
OneShot315: yeah man come to my place
Chenny85: get like 10 people
Chenny85: we can have a huge lan party
Chenny85: damn thats soo asian
Chenny85: :P
OneShot315: yeah it is
OneShot315: so true but funny hahahah
Chenny85: can you get some girls to play
Chenny85: LOLLL
OneShot315: uh
OneShot315: not hot ones man
Chenny85: yea i know some ugly ones that play

I bet his neighbors are Asian. Some other funny pictures involving Zinedine Zidane, the infamous headbutter: