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I'm sorry, but I have to say this. Chris Brown sounds like a pussy. Sure, he's only 16, but that doesn't make up for the fact that he sounds like he's still a prepubescent middle schooler. Don't get me wrong, I love his tunes; "Gimme That" is solid and "Run It" was an instant classic. His music stands out from the new age bullshit crunk, and he's definitely is an exception to this new generation of shitty music. And considering his age, he's got a bright future ahead. But he still sings like a bitch.

If you happened to see the Punk'd where Chris Brown was set up by his mom and aunt, you probably lol'ed like I did when he threatened the actor with, "If you don't back up you're gonna get hurt". Chris Brown's mom and aunt took him to a restaraunt where his mom acted as if she got a stomachache. The waiter acted like a dick and pissed Chris Brown off to the point where he was standing up to the waiter doing that thing that wanna-be tough guys do where they stick their chin up in the air trying to look hard. If this happened in real life and I was the waiter, I would've laughed in his face and given him the kid's menu, complete with crayons and coloring page. Another actor, playing a police officer, talked to Chris Brown and asked about the trouble. If the situation were real, Chris Brown would've gotten mace to the face, a baton beating, and a trip to jail, because he talked incredible shit to the fake cop. Luckily for him it wasn't.


I know this guy will make more money in a month than I will in my lifetime, but doesn't this kid seem like he'd be on the Disney Channel? Look, he even has Simba on his sweater.