To Whom It May Concern:

To all those who have cars on campus:

Turn your fucking bass down. We aren't in high school anymore.

If you're going to try and show off your scrubass car and it's second-grade speakers, at least play some real hip hop music like Jurassic 5, The Roots, Masters of Illusion, Talib Kweli, Common, or at the very, very least, Kanye. Turn that crunk shit off; you're not in a club and nobody wants to hear that when they're walking down the street. I already hear Lil Jon's "WHAT!!!"s enough partying over the weekends and there's no need to give people headaches.


Down, boy