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What a bunch of fucking losers. Don't get me wrong, Madden is a huge deal (and is constantly the #1 selling game in the nation), but actually paying (over $20 in fact) for tricks is something only for anal-retentive idiots. Unbelievable. I found out how to block kicks on XBox Live, and I'm sure other tricks could be found on the internet. Not only is this site for dipshits, but it just goes to show that Madden can be won by using only one or two plays, the ultimate in cheapness, and a total lack of respect for true gamers. Using exploits and hacks to rank yourself atop of a leaderboard is pretty retarted if you ask me. But I guess it takes all kinds to make a world and in order to balance the smart people, dumbshits must exist.

Saturday 03/18

The day after St. Patty's is a long road to recovery, but the night will be lit up with a joint party held by both me and Razz, who are celebrating our birthdays (hers 3/11, mine 3/15) on Saturday night. It's gonna be at my apartment, 1700 Geddes, Apt #A3 (on the street). In the event that you're somehow not on the invite list on facebook, here's the info, copied right out of facebook:

Information

Event Info

Event Name:	K and A rock out!
Hosted By:	KTrain and Razz
Created By:	Ashley Asbury
Event Type:	Birthday Party

Time and Place

Date:	Saturday, March 18
Time:	10:30pm - 7:00am
Location:	1700 Geddes apartment A3 (map)
Street:	1700 Geddes
City:	Ann Arbor

Contact Info

Phone:	734.972.5445
Email:	asburya@umich.edu

Description

Come party with us (Ken and Ashley) for our 20th birthdays (rather boring but we wanna celebrate it somehow) !!!!
twice the birthdays= twice the fun

Keg, jungle juice, other inebriators, hookah (maybe spiked), maybe DDR, maybe absinthe, pong, kings, flip cup, etc...come by on your way to someplace else, and beds (couches, the floor, and my ab lounge) will be provided if you need to crash, disregard the official time, the sooner you come, the sooner we drink

Other Information

• Guests are asked to RSVP to this event
• Guests are allowed to bring friends to this event
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As it stands, there's 183 people invited, although I anticipate only a tenth to at most a fifth of that group will come up (18 people already RSVPd overnight). If it turns out like the Halloween party we had then it'll be a pretty good time. We'll probably get a half-barrel, and if it runs out we'll get more, bring your own shit if you want, more is always better.

The best cure for a hangover is to drink more, so kill that St. Patty's day hangover at my place.