Three Pieces Of Apparel I Want To Buy

We all have our personal preferences when it comes to wardrobes; we all like to dress in a certain way. The way I dress depends on the situation, where I'm going, etc., and I'm sure it's the same with you, except that when I get flashy, I get goddamn pretentious. If you remember in high school a few days I went with all the same color: I had my UMichigan hat, yellow American Eagle shirt with yellow Polo undershirt, yellow Abercrombie shorts, and yellow Abercrombie flip flops. I've also gone all red before. For prom, while everyone had the traditional black on black, I had a turquoise tux. While I can be this meretricious (in a good way), I can be just as plain. Most times I'll just wear a tshirt and sweatpants to wherever. Anyways, there are three items of apparel I want to buy this summer besides the typical stuff. These are different because they're novelty items.


No, it's not a drug deal, this was before prom.

1. Jesse Brinkley Workout Shirt - $23.95 w/ free shipping


If you ever watched The Contender, or at least the finale, you'll know who Jesse Brinkley is. He made it to the 3rd place, $250,000 fight, but lost to Alfonso Gomez. Jesse was famous on the show for being a power puncher, and also for coming up with the awesome phrase, "Put up, shut up, go hard, or go home!" You've probably seen this on my away messages, it's my new workout slogan for the "Ken's-get-right-for-the-summer-workout plan". I actually already bought this and it should be arriving within a few days.

2. Busted Tees Oregon Trail Shirt - $17.99 plus S+H



Hilarious. Oregon Trail rules.

3. Desert Camo Marine BDU Cap - $7.97 plus S+H



Awesome. Good way to support the troops too.

Like I said, I already have the Jesse Brinkley shirt, but I barely have enough money to get the other two, I have to wait until I have some financial stability. Goddamn I need a job.

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